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Real Name: Michael Capewell
22nd, 1981. Pisces
- Residence: Kanata, ON, Canada.
Height: 185cm / 6'0.75"
Weight: 86kg / 190lbs
origins are not known for certain, but first evidence of his existence
places him in London, Ontario, Canada during the early stages of his
life. We have located a picture of smozoma in his younger days,
with who is believed to be his father due to the resemblance. Later, he
moved to Orleans ON where he attended Dunning Foubert French Immersion
School until moving to Russell ON after Grade 3 and gracing the halls
of Russell Public School and North Dundas District High School. Having
just completed a glory-filled career at Carleton University, he now is
in hiding, rumoured to be seeking a worthy employer for his skills.
- Up, Back -- Take
sip of caffeinated beverage
- Up, Back, Back, Back, Back -- Drink whole caffeinated beverage in one go. Pressing
X While drinking causes a long, drawn-out sigh to
be issued upon completion.
- Fwd, Back, Fwd, Back, Circle, Down -- Fall flat on face, making complete fool of self in
front of cute girl.
- Circle, Square, Up, Up, Triangle, Yell
"Oooo-yeah!" -- ehhh.. maybe I shouldn't tell
you about this one.